A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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