You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Boobs are nasty!

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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