Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

womens rights

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Patrick is gay

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

That's what he said.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A bar walks into your mother.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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