A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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the your face joke

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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GAY PEOPLE

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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