- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock No one was home

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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