- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What is brown and sticky?

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

balls in ya mouf

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Hellen Keller

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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