What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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I'm Jewish

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Rebecca Black

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( o Y o )

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Teen pregnancy

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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