A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Jokes are funny.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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