- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

A seal walks into a club.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Homework.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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