Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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A guy is playing cod

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

This is not a good joke.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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