Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Women's sports.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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