- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Rock mattress.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What flys? A fly

Hello I'm a fat kid

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Your mom

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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