- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

I only like NY as a friend.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

weiner? balls

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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