Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

math test 2=2

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Women's sports.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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