Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

A blind man walks into a bar

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Adam Sandler.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Romney 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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