- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

i have 2 penises

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

The Charlotte bobcats.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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