how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Communism

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Chuck Norris

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Haha

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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