why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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