- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

knock knock your gay

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Mitt Romney for president.

sweaty black guy

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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