- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

A woman gets in her car to drive.

do you know what's so funny? yup

I cant think of one (._. )

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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