Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Women's Basketball.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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World Peace

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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George Bush.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a little girl gets raped

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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