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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Herman Cain

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Muslim blows up a bar

your momma's an antijoke

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Tennesse

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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