- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Write your own

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

The Economy

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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