What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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