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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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