What's funnier than 24? 25.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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