What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

666 im christian

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What do you call Obama? - the president

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Covietz has a large penis

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Women's rights.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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