Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Hey Caleb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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You know George Washington? He died.

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