- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

look left now look right. washing machine

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How many dislikes can this get?

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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