A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Haha

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Is Carly smart? No.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Rock mattress.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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