What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

womens rights!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Nah

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

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