Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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