- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

World Peace

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

George Bush.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

I LIKE TURLES.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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