What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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World Of Warcraft

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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