I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Woman's Rights.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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i fondle myself every night....

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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