- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

lewis bedford

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Yeah, totally.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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