lewis bedford

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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This is not Will Smith.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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