Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What should I name my dog?

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Amputations.

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Child Prostitution.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Sea World Japan.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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