What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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penis

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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