- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Obama.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

baby seal walks into a bar

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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