A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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