What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Ancient Greeks rights

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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