knock knock you may come in

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's 9 +10 19

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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