what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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