- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

GONNA

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

I dislike old people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

KEVIN HART

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Penis

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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