Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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My butt!!!!

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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