- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

a show horse jumps over a bar

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Pavel Novak

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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