Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Tim's gay.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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666 im christian

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What comes after "Q" R

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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