What is brown and smells? Poop

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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