- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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