A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Women's rights.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Tacos

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Hello

beiber i straight

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Tim's gay.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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