your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

A ginger rapping.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Womens rights.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

A van drives into a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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