What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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