- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

minorities.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

what is white and sticky? glue.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Your life That's the joke

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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