Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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gay marriage.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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okay.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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