Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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im black

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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