How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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