Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why is your face? Because.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Society.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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