knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Hi

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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banana

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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