Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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