What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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69

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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It’s dead.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Paige

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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