- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Mexicans are like waffles

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

4 is half the number 8 is.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Get in the car.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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