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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

Yo mama is so fat!

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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