An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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