Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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banana

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Get in the car.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Anti Joke

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