Jews...

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Paige

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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