whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

Penis.

400 asian people walked in a bar

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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