- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Yo mama is so fat!

What's the square root of four? Two.

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

It’s dead.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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