Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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