It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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It’s dead.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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