Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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wat?

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Test

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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666

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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A woman's opinion

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