a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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banana

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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It’s dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Anti Joke

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