The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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It’s dead.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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hey

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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