why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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lol

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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