Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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^that joke's not funny

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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The Bible

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hey

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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