Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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